Hancisstom Nuttgepdut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless bird.

Hancisstom Nuttgepdut created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancisstom Nuttgepdut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hancisstom Nuttgepdut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hancisstom Nuttgepdut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hancisstom Nuttgepdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.