Gutbess is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty hippopotamus.

Gutbess created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gutbess, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutbess, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gutbess' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gutbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Worship no other gods but Gutbess.