Tundudvad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty hippopotamus.

Tundudvad created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tundudvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tundudvad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tundudvad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tundudvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.