Vilmigflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, irritating faun.

Vilmigflab created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Vilmigflab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilmigflab, he will be very sad.

Vilmigflab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vilmigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Never gather four seals near bridges.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.