Fasrutjab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dingo.

Fasrutjab created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fasrutjab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasrutjab, it will cry a lot.

Fasrutjab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fasrutjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.