Jammilquill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak dryad.

Jammilquill created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jammilquill, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jammilquill, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jammilquill's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jammilquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Run away if seven eagles approach from the south.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.