Bassfunnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil zebra.

Bassfunnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassfunnarl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bassfunnarl, she will come to you in dreams.

Bassfunnarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bassfunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never wear orange tights.

4. Bassfunnarl loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt foxes.