Mat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing wolf.

Mat created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from green monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.