Fagbellzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm pigeon.

Fagbellzod created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbellzod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagbellzod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fagbellzod's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fagbellzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fagbellzod.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never gather nine horses in one place.