Cebweegab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient pigeon.

Cebweegab created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebweegab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebweegab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebweegab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cebweegab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never gather seven birds in one place.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never stain your face with blue.