Bopyartcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart finch.

Bopyartcum created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopyartcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopyartcum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bopyartcum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bopyartcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.