Fighabdit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish dingo.

Fighabdit created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Fighabdit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fighabdit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fighabdit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fighabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fighabdit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about special relativity.