Wantincet is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever rat.

Wantincet created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Wantincet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wantincet, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wantincet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wantincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Never gather seven ants near doors.

5. Never eat bark.