Nangudhim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise porpoise.

Nangudhim created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangudhim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nangudhim, he will turn you into a mole.

Nangudhim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nangudhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at forests.

2. Do not take Nangudhim's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nangudhim.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.