Belldavbom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid bear.

Belldavbom created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Belldavbom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Belldavbom, she will not care at all.

Belldavbom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Belldavbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while wearing shorts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Belldavbom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.