Listtin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful yak.

Listtin created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Listtin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Listtin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Listtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.

2. Never remain bowed at dusk.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear fawn shirts on sacred days.

5. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.