Rilgedcudmif is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying badger.

Rilgedcudmif created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgedcudmif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilgedcudmif, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rilgedcudmif's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rilgedcudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Never chant near ducks.