Gennigdog Homceb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced hamster.

Gennigdog Homceb created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gennigdog Homceb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gennigdog Homceb, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gennigdog Homceb's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gennigdog Homceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Put Gennigdog Homceb first in all things.

4. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never eat grapes.