Migjamgess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able squirrel.

Migjamgess created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migjamgess, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Migjamgess, he will torture you forever.

Migjamgess' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Migjamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.