Zenlist is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic mongoose.

Zenlist created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Zenlist, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zenlist, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zenlist's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.