Sandyarldam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unfair weasel.

Sandyarldam created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandyarldam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandyarldam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sandyarldam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sandyarldam's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing west.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandyarldam.