Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless owl.

Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob, he will destroy your home solar system.

Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Monfidwipdut Taglitfabmob loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.