Likpitfabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful centaur.

Likpitfabyog created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Likpitfabyog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likpitfabyog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likpitfabyog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Likpitfabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never feed cherries to sheep while wearing ear rings.