Kamrenzag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust toad.

Kamrenzag created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamrenzag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kamrenzag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kamrenzag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kamrenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Kamrenzag.

5. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.