Henafbon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy goose.

Henafbon created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henafbon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Henafbon, it will turn you into a snail.

Henafbon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Henafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never wear pink shirts on sacred days.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Henafbon in the centre of the settlement.