Ruttvinlig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing chinchilla.

Ruttvinlig created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvinlig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttvinlig, it will turn you into a rat.

Ruttvinlig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ruttvinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.