Wadkikbep is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful narwhal.

Wadkikbep created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wadkikbep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadkikbep, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wadkikbep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wadkikbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Run away if four badgers approach from the east.

5. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.