Tafsaksag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident mongoose.

Tafsaksag created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafsaksag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafsaksag, it will curse you with boils.

Tafsaksag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tafsaksag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.