Boptifkopsogvenken is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional jellyfish.

Boptifkopsogvenken created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boptifkopsogvenken, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Boptifkopsogvenken, it will destroy your home solar system.

Boptifkopsogvenken's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Boptifkopsogvenken's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

3. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Do not study bacteria on holy days.