Fitlegvag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic beaver.

Fitlegvag created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitlegvag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fitlegvag, it will laugh at you.

Fitlegvag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fitlegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fitlegvag's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Always help foxes.