Tonflabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring spider.

Tonflabwad created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonflabwad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tonflabwad, it will turn you into a worm.

Tonflabwad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tonflabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Always look after injured rats.