Tenyimbid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered butterfly.

Tenyimbid created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenyimbid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tenyimbid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tenyimbid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tenyimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with orange.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from magenta shrews for they are unholy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.