Cisshotmap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate pigeon.

Cisshotmap created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshotmap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cisshotmap, it will ignore you.

Cisshotmap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cisshotmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during summer.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not consume bread at dawn.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.