Donrullfod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented hippopotamus.

Donrullfod created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donrullfod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Donrullfod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Donrullfod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Donrullfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Put Donrullfod first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.