Bapcabfidbidgarfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring jackal.

Bapcabfidbidgarfig created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcabfidbidgarfig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bapcabfidbidgarfig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bapcabfidbidgarfig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bapcabfidbidgarfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear orange shorts on sacred days.