Bamnillbum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust weasel.

Bamnillbum created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamnillbum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamnillbum, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bamnillbum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bamnillbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of goats.

2. Never eat corn on holy days.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not sprint in public.