Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish coyote.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn, she will turn you into a plant.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing green hats and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never eat green fruit.