Sakzagwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Sakzagwat created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakzagwat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakzagwat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sakzagwat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sakzagwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never adorn your head with pink markings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.