Hadfabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever yak.

Hadfabwad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadfabwad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadfabwad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hadfabwad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hadfabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Retreat if three bats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing turquoise boots and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about fire.