Ruttwegrullcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate spider.

Ruttwegrullcun created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttwegrullcun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttwegrullcun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttwegrullcun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ruttwegrullcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snails.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. You must pray to Ruttwegrullcun six times a day.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ruttwegrullcun in the centre of the settlement.