Megyokhen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating bat.

Megyokhen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyokhen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Megyokhen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Megyokhen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Megyokhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never proclaim while facing east.

4. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing brown shoes.