Nullwitgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited eagle.

Nullwitgep created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwitgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullwitgep, he will send you a sign.

Nullwitgep's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nullwitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nullwitgep's name in vain.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about amino acids.