Dinkenxinjincem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful beaver.

Dinkenxinjincem created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinkenxinjincem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dinkenxinjincem, he will not care at all.

Dinkenxinjincem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dinkenxinjincem's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with red markings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look in ponds.