Tifrawgov is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident fox.

Tifrawgov created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifrawgov, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifrawgov, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tifrawgov's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tifrawgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never mix coconuts with blood.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.