Mipzaktof is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful chicken.

Mipzaktof created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipzaktof, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipzaktof, he will turn you into a goat.

Mipzaktof's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mipzaktof's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with snails.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing indigo hats and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never gather three porpoises near bridges.