Rillfumcem Volnurtfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful chicken.

Rillfumcem Volnurtfid created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfumcem Volnurtfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rillfumcem Volnurtfid, it will ignore you.

Rillfumcem Volnurtfid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rillfumcem Volnurtfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

3. Never run in the presence of eagles.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rillfumcem Volnurtfid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.