Sigzoglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing fish.

Sigzoglarn created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigzoglarn, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sigzoglarn, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sigzoglarn's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sigzoglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never eat carrots on fasting days.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.