Gupzakont is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless bird.

Gupzakont created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupzakont, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupzakont, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gupzakont's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gupzakont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.