Ligsadfidxem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable dog.

Ligsadfidxem created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligsadfidxem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligsadfidxem, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ligsadfidxem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ligsadfidxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help moths.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Do not hop in public.