Bopcepcipgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow wombat.

Bopcepcipgeb created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcepcipgeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopcepcipgeb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bopcepcipgeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bopcepcipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Never mix lemons with blood.